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Why do you wanna kill me, you sexy babe?


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1 minute ago, mthor said:

When I was 8 or 10 years younger than you are, my posture was better, and I was just shy of 5'8". You would have been too short to ride this ride.

Oh come on now, I'm 5'6" and stacked, my posture is pretty damn amazing, even though I do slump sometimes to give hot young 18 year old women the lost puppy vibe and whatnot, and I've been on OKC dates with plenty of taller girls, even though I'm in a slight OKC drought right now, basically we would have been a pretty solid ride, but we're from a slightly different era, and the difference in eras is the only thing holding me back from getting with these modern day young ladies, even though I'm also quite young... and sexy. 🐻

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2 minutes ago, mthor said:

When I was young and shallow, I didn't date guys who were shorter than me. Now, it's a moot point, since I'm married...to a man who's 5'10".

Lol you shouldn't be hitting on me!! You're married!!! HELLLOO!! 🤦‍♀️ It's all right though, I'm not a snitch. 🐃

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4 minutes ago, mthor said:

And the alpha male cringes before the alpha female...:D

That's not what what's happening at all!! You're talking about beating me up in my sleep... 😦💔🐂🐧🐭

I'm gonna get another drink... and if anybody's reading this thread, I'm still the lone wolf alpha male warrior you always thought I was; you guys coined the phrase after all. 💪🍕⛷

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