Zenigundam Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 (edited) how do I turn myself into the guy version of that? I know I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior, I can't lie to myself and pretend to be someone who I'm not, but I wanna know how I can become the type of studly warrior who has multiple hot women fighting over him. It seems like I always go at a monogamous pace... 🐺 Edited May 30, 2018 by Zenigundam
SlappyKincaid Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 24 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Try being a Mormon he said "hot women"
Guest The Hound Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 You could try the opposite of what you're doing with your life now. Which is currently called - you're a fake, fat and lazy piece of shit.
SlappyKincaid Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 (edited) start going after crack whores, they're promiscuous and dodgy. They'll fight over you if you have the crack or the money to buy crack, and when they crash and drop the pipe on themselves things can get pretty hot. Edited May 30, 2018 by SlappyKincaid 1
Zenigundam Posted May 30, 2018 Author Posted May 30, 2018 1 hour ago, mthor said: A "monogamous pace" is a bit of an exaggeration. "Dead stop" would be more accurate. Don't try to play me, mthor. Hot girls aged 18-20 fawn over me every day; I'm just looking for the right connection. 🐻
AstroCreep Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 I'm looking for a slightly deranged miscreant. You know, so we'd have stuff to talk about.
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