Zenigundam Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 (edited) how do I turn myself into the guy version of that? I know I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior, I can't lie to myself and pretend to be someone who I'm not, but I wanna know how I can become the type of studly warrior who has multiple hot women fighting over him. It seems like I always go at a monogamous pace... 🐺 Edited May 30, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Try being a Mormon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 24 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Try being a Mormon he said "hot women" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 You could try the opposite of what you're doing with your life now. Which is currently called - you're a fake, fat and lazy piece of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 (edited) start going after crack whores, they're promiscuous and dodgy. They'll fight over you if you have the crack or the money to buy crack, and when they crash and drop the pipe on themselves things can get pretty hot. Edited May 30, 2018 by SlappyKincaid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 hour ago, mthor said: A "monogamous pace" is a bit of an exaggeration. "Dead stop" would be more accurate. Don't try to play me, mthor. Hot girls aged 18-20 fawn over me every day; I'm just looking for the right connection. 🐻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I'm looking for a slightly deranged miscreant. You know, so we'd have stuff to talk about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 You want someone who's doing other men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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