When it comes to being the worst...

[Skinko]

I'm second to none, baby. 

[Codename: Jackass]

I am the garbage

[NaBarney]

You're looking at the bottom of the whole fuckin barrel

[bnmjy]

Whenever you feel down, just realize that tic and packard exist. 

I mean, that's not saying much at all, but still.