GuyBeardmane Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 It's important everyone recognizes how important Macho Man Randy Savage is. In 2011, a doomsayer by the name of Harold Camping said that the Rapture would occur on May 21 2011. In a seemingly unrelated situation, the Macho Man Randy Savage suffered a heart attack while driving on the interstate and died on May 20 2011. As you all know, we're still here. The logical person would say that the Rapture prediction was false. But I know the truth. The Rapture was all ready to go, the Four Horsemen waiting in the wings. But they wouldn't get to go without a fight. Mr. Perfect, Andre the Giant, and Eddie Guerrero were already up there, but there was no man who was better suited to take on the Four Horsemen than Macho Man Randy Savage. That's right. The fate of the earth was decided in a Survivor Series-style elimination four-on-four tag match, resulting in Macho Man Randy Savage saving all of humanity. So remember that we all have Macho Man to thank for our lives, and we should honor him by snapping into a Slim Jim on May 20th to celebrate his victory over Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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