Zenigundam Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Just ordered a half pepperoni, half extra cheese pizza and some BBQ wings with that $5.99 for each coupon, but they charge $4 for delivery, which is ridiculous, so when they deliver it to me, I'll swoop in and pick up my boxes while my facial expression says, "Hold on, sir, here's your tip", but I'll actually just sprint up the steps to my house with the pizza and wing boxes in hand, knowing that I already paid them more than enough with the $17.04 I charged to my card online. Yeah... yeah... alpha... hardcore... alpha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 Searching up waiter-customers fights over tips on YouTube right now, just to make sure this stuff doesn't actually happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Offer to tip with sexual favors, 9 times out of 10 theyll just leave because theyre uncomfortable, and 1 time out of 10 theyll throw in a free garlic bread and a liter of cola to get the taste out of your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 If the driver is a hot girl, I'm going to give her a tip and work some game since I've had plenty of smooth booze to drink today to bring out my true lone wolf nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Driver is never a hot girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Driver is never a hot girl. Ugh.... yeah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Face it man, youre getting sausage on your pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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