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Just ordered a half pepperoni, half extra cheese pizza and some BBQ wings with that $5.99 for each coupon, but they charge $4 for delivery, which is ridiculous, so when they deliver it to me, I'll swoop in and pick up my boxes while my facial expression says, "Hold on, sir, here's your tip", but I'll actually just sprint up the steps to my house with the pizza and wing boxes in hand, knowing that I already paid them more than enough with the $17.04 I charged to my card online. Yeah... yeah... alpha... hardcore... alpha... 

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Offer to tip with sexual favors, 9 times out of 10 theyll just leave because theyre uncomfortable, and 1 time out of 10 theyll throw in a free garlic bread and a liter of cola to get the taste out of your mouth

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If the driver is a hot girl, I'm going to give her a tip and work some game since I've had plenty of smooth booze to drink today to bring out my true lone wolf nature. -_-

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