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I might have to take the day off from drinking, especially since I go back to work tomorrow and average four 32 oz. cans of malt liquor a day on workdays. Ugh... I hate taking days off from drinking because I get really saaaaaddddd! 

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4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I've seen that commercial, and I don't have an addiction. It's called being a badass lone wolf alpha male warrior social drinker. 

How can you be a social drinker when you're also a lone wolf who only drinks by himself?

Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

 

What are you even talking about? 

Don't.... make me explain simple things....

*steps up to you*

You don't want to go there, man!

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You really need to stop with the keyboard warrior shtick. We all know you can't stop a true alpha if he wants to take your lunch money and sit down at the cool kids table with the hot girl you've been daydreaming about since freshman year so that he can make her laugh all while donning his badass school football jersey since he's the starting quarterback.

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

You really need to stop with the keyboard warrior shtick. We all know you can't stop a true alpha if he wants to take your lunch money and sit down at the cool kids table with the hot girl you've been daydreaming about since freshman year so that he can make her laugh all while donning his badass school football jersey since he's the starting quarterback.

What did you say?!

*pins you to a locker*

Take it back...

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