Zenigundam Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I told you guys about that cheerleader who I approached nervously at her locker to try to make moves on her, and the next day she told my cousin to tell me never to talk to her again? Well she got married to some meathead last year, and apparently the marriage isn't looking so hot since I used a dummy FB account to check up on her and her relationship status went from public to private. Yeah so I think a separation or divorce is in the works, if it hasn't happened already. Why didn't she just choose me? Now she has to learn the hard way... *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Because you're a pathetic loser, and wherever she's at in life now is still miles ahead of where she would of been had she given you the time of day. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) Well we'd probably be married with three kids, but I don't know what was going through that crazy girl's head. Edited December 28, 2017 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 It is stuns me just how much of a rapey creep you are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 ITT: zeni is still butt hurt he got out alpha'd by a real man, so he resorts to stalking 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Two kids. And then a miscarriage. That she later reveals to have been an abortion. Just like your marriage is an abortion. Something that's unholy. And evil. She didn't want you son, kitten. She wouldn't bring another one of your sons into this world. [While We're loathe to compare you to someone so capable, We take solace in the fact that at the end of the scene it would be you who ends up slapped and crying on the couch.] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Zeni you should become an MMA fighter and then you can just pay for an unstable and emotionless relationship, become a drug addled wreck when she aborts your child and cheats on you with Bas Rutten, and then make your comeback You don't even need to train dude, you're already a champion level fighter Just make sure we all get tickets to your first televised fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I remember your thread from high school about kissing a boy in the locker room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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