telling your wife you just got fired

[Vodkajellyshot]

"I got caught with my penls in the pickle slicer."

wife asks him if his penls is okay and he assures her it is fine.

"Well," she asks, "What happened to the pickle slicer?"

"Oh," he says, "She got fired too.

[Tricolor]

Bravo, good sir! Good use of misdirection

[Vodkajellyshot]

1 minute ago, Tricolor said:

Bravo, good sir! Good use of misdirection

 ty  .. 

[Tricolor]

You know it, bud

[Misaka]

You but the bullet?

Edit;

God damnit Google keyboard how the hell can you confuse "bit" with " but"?

Edited December 8, 2017 by Misaka

[StarPanda]

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