Like a sturgeon

[death_by_motorboat]

With your tail fin, next to mine.

[Codename: Jackass]

Make the penises kiss.

[death_by_motorboat]

You just want me to do it so you can make fun of me after.

[Codename: Jackass]

I'll tell all the sturgeons about your ding-ding.

[death_by_motorboat]

No don't.  I'm already not popular enough