When a picture sits completely still,

[death_by_motorboat]

and the colors form a unnatural barrier

 

holding strong as it sits waiting...

 

Waiting with bated breath: it's

 

demon self is doing anything to be

 

stronger, and the art in the pictures

 

burned with fire and came to life.

 

They then became lawyers.

 

Really tough lawyers.  And then

 

they ate tacos.

 

On the floor.

 

With chop sticks

[bnmjy]

I one time saw a Picasso,

 

But I was bored and I hate art

 

So I decided to do something else

 

And then I wondered about the weather

 

It was raining and it was cold

 

I had such a chill I think I got pneumonia

 

But it didn't mattered because nothing really matters

 

So I went home and masturbated

 

And then I fell asleep.

 

The end.

[death_by_motorboat]

You masturbated to Picasso lole

[bnmjy]

Did you not understand my passage?

 

I did not masturbate to Picasso

 

For I find him to be boring and I hate art.

 

No, I masturbated because it is familiar

 

And much more comforting.