Zenigundam Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 $110 to get to September 14th with Owe $50k+ student loans Owe $105 from the Tappan Zee Bridge for not paying the $5 toll Have to walk two miles up and downhill to the bus every weekday Can't ever drive my car again or else I'll be arrested Might end up having a bench warrant and thousands of dollars in fines from the three tickets I got today Can't drink in my car on lunch breaks, so now I'll have to bring a bag to work and hide it somewhere outside and then pick it up to drink on lunch without anybody noticing It'll look very suspicious if I do that during any torrential downpour days Somebody might catch on and follow me during my break Won't be driving or owning a car again for a long time unless I win this cool fantasy game Will only have $900 or so of take home money per month once the bills, bus pass, and beer are all paid for Can only date girls in NYC realistically now b/c of the car dilemma But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Did your mom finally kick you out? How did you stay at a hotel with no money anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 1, 2017 Author Share Posted September 1, 2017 Skipping, they won't do anything about it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Skipping, they won't do anything about it ? Yeah, no. That's not how hotels work. You have to give them a credit card at the start of your stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 1, 2017 Author Share Posted September 1, 2017 The court date, and I'll just stay in the hotel lobby. Beta security won't do anything: Beta security: S-sir? I think maybe you should go outside . Lone Wolf Alpha Male Warrior Zenigundam: (yawns) No I shouldn't. Beta security: Right. Well h-have a good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. :it: Nice, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 1, 2017 Author Share Posted September 1, 2017 Yeah it was quite extravagant. I'm a master of fine living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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