Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 NASA won't let you bring a year-long supply of malt liquor with you if you go to live up there and do scientific research or whatever on one of the space stations. They're not the progressive minds that you think they are.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Meh. Still wouldn't phase me. Drinking keeps everybody sane, and outer space is insane.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Drinking keeps everybody sane, and outer space is insane. Insane in the membrane?
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Insane in the membrane? Yeh, which is why any cool dude would want a year long supply of malt liquor before shipping off into space...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Plus probably no hot bitches for a year either unless you get lucky
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Plus probably no hot bitches for a year either unless you get lucky I don't know, man. Some of your fellow astronauts might be hot women. *shrugs*
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Yeah and that'd be the total luck I'm referring to because we all know I'm going to get stuck with weird four eyes who reads some wack ass science magazine in her free time and spends her social life in a research lab looking at atoms.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Yeah and that'd be the total luck I'm referring to because we all know I'm going to get stuck with weird four eyes who reads some wack ass science magazine in her free time and spends her social life in a research lab looking at atoms. Science chicks can still be sexy. You just gotta take her under your wing and make her sexy, dude.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 This is why I need the superficial, cash-based relationship between Verlander and Upton to break down sooner rather than later, so that I can impregnate Kate Upton and go to court over my non-payment of child support, even though I give my kids amazing life advice and Kate Upton is a stupid airhead like that airhead commercial when the kid went through the roof in his house.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 This is why I need the superficial, cash-based relationship between Verlander and Upton to break down sooner rather than later, so that I can impregnate Kate Upton and go to court over my non-payment of child support, even though I give my kids amazing life advice and Kate Upton is a stupid airhead like that airhead commercial when the kid went through the roof in his house. May the road rise with you then.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 Do you realize how easily I can dominate Kate Upton's body? It's so dumb that Verlander doesn't realize he's being used. He makes enough money for it not to matter, but still he has to realize that Kate would have slept with whomever the Detroit Tigers' ace pitcher was at the time of her sexual maturation.
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Posted August 21, 2017 Do you realize how easily I can dominate Kate Upton's body? It's so dumb that Verlander doesn't realize he's being used. He makes enough money for it not to matter, but still he has to realize that Kate would have slept with whomever the Detroit Tigers' ace pitcher was at the time of her sexual maturation. You should go for Ariana Grande. She'd totally be into you if you play your cards right.
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Posted August 21, 2017 I don't know what she looks like, but I've heard her mentioned a lot in the past four years or so, so I gather that she's music "artist", whose songs have probably played in my ears unconsciously while I was getting my Walmart discounts.
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