Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 NASA won't let you bring a year-long supply of malt liquor with you if you go to live up there and do scientific research or whatever on one of the space stations. They're not the progressive minds that you think they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judy Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Witches. Burn em all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Meh. Still wouldn't phase me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Meh. Still wouldn't phase me. Drinking keeps everybody sane, and outer space is insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Drinking keeps everybody sane, and outer space is insane. Insane in the membrane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Insane in the membrane? Yeh, which is why any cool dude would want a year long supply of malt liquor before shipping off into space... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Plus probably no hot bitches for a year either unless you get lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Plus probably no hot bitches for a year either unless you get lucky I don't know, man. Some of your fellow astronauts might be hot women. *shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Yeah and that'd be the total luck I'm referring to because we all know I'm going to get stuck with weird four eyes who reads some wack ass science magazine in her free time and spends her social life in a research lab looking at atoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Yeah and that'd be the total luck I'm referring to because we all know I'm going to get stuck with weird four eyes who reads some wack ass science magazine in her free time and spends her social life in a research lab looking at atoms. Science chicks can still be sexy. You just gotta take her under your wing and make her sexy, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 This is why I need the superficial, cash-based relationship between Verlander and Upton to break down sooner rather than later, so that I can impregnate Kate Upton and go to court over my non-payment of child support, even though I give my kids amazing life advice and Kate Upton is a stupid airhead like that airhead commercial when the kid went through the roof in his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 This is why I need the superficial, cash-based relationship between Verlander and Upton to break down sooner rather than later, so that I can impregnate Kate Upton and go to court over my non-payment of child support, even though I give my kids amazing life advice and Kate Upton is a stupid airhead like that airhead commercial when the kid went through the roof in his house. May the road rise with you then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Do you realize how easily I can dominate Kate Upton's body? It's so dumb that Verlander doesn't realize he's being used. He makes enough money for it not to matter, but still he has to realize that Kate would have slept with whomever the Detroit Tigers' ace pitcher was at the time of her sexual maturation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Do you realize how easily I can dominate Kate Upton's body? It's so dumb that Verlander doesn't realize he's being used. He makes enough money for it not to matter, but still he has to realize that Kate would have slept with whomever the Detroit Tigers' ace pitcher was at the time of her sexual maturation. You should go for Ariana Grande. She'd totally be into you if you play your cards right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 I don't know what she looks like, but I've heard her mentioned a lot in the past four years or so, so I gather that she's music "artist", whose songs have probably played in my ears unconsciously while I was getting my Walmart discounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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