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it's way creepier if you're jittery on the first date than if you're confident.

 

For example, if you come in with a nice button down, nice slacks, and you come off as stylish and sophisticated, you can smooth talk them about serial killer stories and talk about your own abduction stories and they'll just stare dreamily into your eyes waiting for you to take them back to your apartment, but if you come in wearing a Spider-Man t-shirt, some ripped up jeans, and a beat up pair of sneakers and you're jittery and your eyes are shifting all over the place and you sound like a little mouse when you speak to them, they'll definitely think you've got serial killer potential and no matter what kind of brilliant stories you attempt to serenade them with, they'll try to end the date quickly... and also they'll think you're a loser who never leaves the house and not a cultured, p---y getting socialite! Yeah that matters to them, dude, so if you want to talk about morbid topics like fitting five people into a sedan's trunk, you have to cater to how they think their ideal man would dress and act. If you do that, everything you say will go in one ear and out the other!

 

Yeah! Yeah!

I got these ladies so figured out lol.  :it:

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TBH, I'd be fascinated to hear about how you fit 5 bodies in the trunk - I'm always looking for helpful hints - but I'd still rather have a cup of coffee with your mother. That poor creature needs somebody to talk to.

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TBH, I'd be fascinated to hear about how you fit 5 bodies in the trunk - I'm always looking for helpful hints - but I'd still rather have a cup of coffee with your mother. That poor creature needs somebody to talk to.

 

It wouldn't hurt her to make a new friend, but I bet she's proud of her boy!  :it:

 

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