molarbear Posted July 1, 2017 Posted July 1, 2017 My friends and I would go to the Lake and have a blast....then they all went and got married and started pumping out kids I'm super happy for them honestly but... Next thing you know you're having to pretend to answer fake phones, while simultaneously getting smacked by the one kid whose name you can't remember with a wiffle ball bat, while all this is happening your friend's other kid doesn't know how male anatomy is different yet and runs up to give you a hug, headbutting you right in the junk
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