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ghostrek

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  1. Dracula I will have radiation poisoning I guess Godzilla would become a vampire I guess
  2. come on Godzilla vs Dracula who would win in a figth giant radioactive dinosaur monsters thing that has a beam concentrated radiation vs Dracula king of all vampires or most vampires anyways
  3. wow that is sad
  4. nope they stop taking me after I was starting to request free medical care from them apparently they don't like giving free medical care because they care about are sperm and eggs and stuff not us surviving Plus they don't do dental work or Vision apparently God damn grey aliens kidnapping Us in the middle of the night and not giving us free dental or vision
  5. I'm pretty sure I don't have 5 lb worth of human waste in me at any one time if I do there something medically wrong with me
  6. don't go for a low-hanging fruit it's a lot of jokes to make at my expense wait I'm not telling you to make fun of me but damn if you're going to make a joke and someone took the most obvious one look for a little harder joke so other people don't make it quickly
  7. I'm circumcised for 1 2 you're gross
  8. I weighed myself before taking a shower and I was 168 more less I'm rounding up after my shower I weighed myself again I was at 163 how do you lose 5 lbs just by taking a shower
  9. yes yes it is I'm sorry for that
  10. ? what do you know what ghosts track stands for it's a contraction of two words
  11. it's too fucking early for this shit
  12. my area of Ohio houses are too close together even and the countryside so deer hunting is often done with shotguns I'm going to double track with a friend of mine but yeah
  13. I dont have a smartphone
  14. okay I found out something new today
  15. go on to spark a television franchise best sence of the show
  16. what you're a woman I thought you were a dude
  17. that's not going to get me a date on first try that going to land me in prison in my area
  18. like where's a good place to go to eat on a date is online dating a good idea or not does it mean work where to meet girls who is it best buddy to be a wingman last and not least one night stand vs relationship which one's better
  19. okay I am don't get it
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