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You I would probably default to a Ray Bradbury book and a season of Ray Bradbury Theater, if that sates enough of your curiosity to decide whether it's worth the risk of being gruesomely murdered

Same as above and I'll even include stuff for midnight too

PM me ur deets and the general kind of thing you like in free dumb shit

Oh you're def getting a box regardless, my forever secret Santa. Tell LB he has until Sunday to post here if he wants anything too. I would just do it but he has to post here, that's the rules

Uh Nah I've never flexed those creep muscles and not about to put in legwork for this

Does he write you back?

This rules if true. Actually that doesn't even matter, it rules anyway

I wouldn't even know how to imagine hubbb in that context Or any context

Lol, of all people you thought you were at summer camp with hubbb

Sounds kinda like living in a bad dream for a minute

Mine's to the point where I'm getting profiled

Oh yeah that makes a lot more sense than viper doing a crazier than regular angle

I gotta be real with you I can never read any of your posts it's impossible

Hoping viper's post-sanity arc is canceled by the time I wake up tomorrow

^tag: do you?

Glorily, with glory

Why are you doing this It is time to log off and go to bed

Oh it's like a psychotic break type of character being played straight. What poor taste.

Also what happened to just putting most of your money in your sock so if you get robbed you only lose $20. The classic

That sounds more like you made an accounting error and are having a bout of some type of madness

He served in the Fortnite Chocolate Kisses Tournament Theater Front or whatever

Police don't really investigate crimes like that. Even if somebody had stolen it all they would do is look at any security cam footage and file it away . Idk how yall can leave money in your cars without getting nervous about it, but then again one of my windows is busted out

Weird I just posted that vlogging is inherently bad immediately before seeing this thread

Wait what. Are viper and zeni both fake Marines? Star crossed