Well, I am... but each of you has the potential to be better than you are now.
If you would just lose some weight, stop your heavy drinking, isolation, stop being so negative, stop fixation on weird/disgusting things and made it a point to make yourself presentable physically... you would have so much more success.
Except for Rogue, he needs to gain some muscle and a sun tan. He is so pasty white that it looks like he put the ashes of his dead family to be more like Kratos.