Zenigundam

Hot girls sexing me up. <3

Not really. You need to do your homework on this subject.

Stop saying that. I'm a warrior.

Nah that movie sucks. I actually didn't see it, but I recall the commercials with the cornfield containing the "signs".

It's called game, my friend.

Beta boy with the skinny jeans, Top 40 playlist, and Twitter vocab. Smh. Alpha male should win all day long and kick that boy's ass too. What are these girls thinking? :

Wingmen have never been my style. I'm a lone wolf warrior who lives off of the land.

I prefer to get girls on my own. Wingmen are for wimps.

1. Find her on FB 2. Keep track of who she adds (recently added) 3. If she's added a guy or guys close to her area, check out their profiles. 4. Narrow your search parameters on OKC and look for the guy/guys. 5. If you find the guy/guys it's time to go back to her OKC profile. If the girl logs back in and when the other guy logs in, or she logs in as soon as he goes offline on OKC, then you know they met and might have smashed behind your back because she's now got some schoolgirl BS going on, waiting for him to log out to log back in and vice versa. It doesn't happen often, but I've caught them in the act through this basic, five-step method.

Please don't insult her like that. Women like compliments.

Yeah but I'm just saying that I was the inventor.

This is why you have to patent and copyright your catchphrases. I've been using that phrase since like 1983, but now it ends up showing up in a stupid ass candy bar commercial about tattoos and it isn't even used correctly. Make sure you don't let others steal your creative thunder.

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Listen to Confucius, Viper. He knew a lot more than you do.

Kobe sucks I'll knock him out cold

I knew it. Ahhhh I'm so talented at reading people

They used to play it on Cartoon Network back in the day, and probably was really popular in its heyday in the 60s. I dunno I remember that one episode in the old one when they were going through the Amazon on a boat and it broke down or something and they had to swing vine to vine to escape the alligators.

Nah it's called you're the guy who goes to wine tasting events and only drinks craft beer. LOL!

Third day on the job, no call no show, and no set schedule. Should I just come in tomorrow when the liquor store opens?

Still can't believe you're an amateur at drinking

I'm better than all of them I just choose not to play in the NBA because I prefer the old days when sports figures were men and not fashion models.

Yeah The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest I mean. I remember the 60s one of course, but that was corny and stupid.

Yeah I'd say that the Rugrats and Hey Arnold! were two of the better Nickolodeon cartoons. Ren and Stimpy and Ah Real Monsters were pretty fckn wack.

I want to do that, but girls won't tell me where they live. Yet other guys do it and it's "romantic"? Smh

And by people, I mean the 17-21 year old women who respond to me and give me their phone numbers! <3