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Zenigundam

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  1. That's like saying the PlayStation is better than the PS4.
  2. The PS4 version is HD remastered with tons of new mods and quests. It's essentially a brand new game. They basically made Skyrim a PS4 exclusive.
  3. The PS4 has a lot of awesome games, but Skyrim is my favorite. This is why you need to buy a PS4.. or take one.
  4. Ah too funny. I should just subscribe.
  5. 5.5% *scoffs* THAT'S all it takes for you get drunk...
  6. That was gay.
  7. I've never watched the movie in its entirety, and I was planning to today, but this acting is terrible. The actress who plays "Rachel" can't f'n act at all. She's so fake. Yeah, I'm done. Skyrim time. 8)
  8. Social Networking Etiquette: Responding with Propriety to Beastly Alpha Males 101
  9. I'm such a goddamn alpha male.
  10. *grabs naraku by the collar* Careful there, buddy...
  11. I'm good at teaching people a lesson. <3 *logs back into OKC*
  12. First she ignores my message, then she comes visiting my profile last night, then next will be a message from her acting like everything's all fine and normal and she didn't blow me off, and I'll ignore that one and wait for her to send the desperation message about how she's sorry for not responding right away but she was busy with school/work/whatever, and that's when I'll just come in wearing my alpha male Zenigundam lone wolf warrior body armor, and I'll send a message that says, "Let's meet up this Friday. It'll be a lot of fun." and then I'll get her number and when we meet up, I'll go into SUPER alpha mode and say, "Why'd you ignore me? What do you take me for?" and then once she gets rattled, I'll work my magic and woo her with my charm, and then we'll have sex and she'll feel very much protected now that I've wiped away her insecurities and she isn't worried about me breaking down doors and chasing her around the hotel room over her ignoring my messages a few weeks ago. <3
  13. My Final Four is SMU, Gonzaga, Oregon, and North Carolina.
  14. I don't do insurance anymore. Need to save every penny possible
  15. I want to have hot, dangerous sex with them. The kinda sex where we both leave ashamed of ourselves, but only because it feels like some kind of clandestine fling that normal people wouldn't understand and we just want to meet up at random spots and keep doing it, even if it means doing it in the closet behind the stage while a high school play is going on.
  16. I had to try something. The disc looked like a fogged up windshield with erratic spider webs. It was a horrifying sight.
  17. Check out your profile? I had two of them who have been logging in constantly for the past couple of weeks without replying to me, and on the same night they both looked at my profile within a few hours of each other. Don't worry, they live in different states and definitely don't know each other, but I wonder if I'm having a similar effect on these ladies. What I think is happening is they thought they could "do better than me" even though I'm the paragon of lone wolf alpha male warriordom and they came back from bad dates this weekend and/or had sex and realized their dates were psychos with rage issues, so they logged back into OkCupid and they said to themselves, "I wish I'd gone out with Zeni instead. I could have been treated well, had sex, and probably been his girlfriend by now." so they went to look at my profile and then the feelings of guilt overwhelmed them and they simultaneously thought to themselves from their separate computer chairs in separate states, "I'm not worthy of him anymore! " How do I make them realize that they ARE worthy and that I want to impregnate them with my children? ::]::
  18. It reminds me of that time I worked at K-Mart for two weeks when I was 20 (remember that? ran out of the back when the intimidating loss prevention guy called me on the intercom to come to the front to help bag for the customers checking out. I clocked out because it was 10:02 and I was scheduled for 10, ran out of the back knowing that guy would get confrontational and drove off). Anyway, it reminds me of that time when I worked for K-Mart and found a bag of rice on the floor that was full of moths. GROSS! Very gross. Expired
  19. It's the first disc of the last tin of my Voltron collection. Disc thirteen to be exact. I popped out the disc for the first time since I bought it back in 2007 because I never got around to running through everything and I wanted to go through the entire Lion series for nostalgic purposes at a leisurely pace, so today I spent all day kicking his ass in Skyrim and getting OKC girls who didn't reply weeks ago to visit my profile (unsolicited and they didn't even leave any messages, so maybe they're really shy and feel embarrassed for not responding weeks ago), and I told myself, "Damn I'd love to watch a few episodes of Voltron right now", so I went upstairs, dusted off the black tin box set, and was about to put disc thirteen into my PS4 when I flipped it over and was horrified by what I saw. I could post a pic, but I went over it with windex six times to make it look better. Anyway, it looked your windshield when the weather's really cold and you don't turn the heat on. It was all fogged up with what looked like the weirdest shaped scratches. I cleaned it so many times and it looks WAY better now, but the part around the disc is still littered with these spider web looking scratches, and it won't play. Fuck... I'm sad now....
  20. That 18-19 age range is a gold mine. <3
  21. I'm not gonna let this promiscuous behavior to go on, and I'm gonna let her know.
  22. I've never shopped there, that's just her nickname because she wanted me to go on a shopping spree with her a few months ago.
  23. "softball it in"? He's* GSN, you really need to work on your grammar...
  24. I punched my couch repeatedly last night when she logged in and totally ignored my message asking her out after she was grateful for my apology over the texts cursing her out back in December. I hope there isn't another guy in the picture because this is total garbage since I'm the best guy for her. Now I'm just gonna have to message some other girls, but I've exhausted most of the cuties within a 100 mile radius of my location.
  25. RIP One Piece on Toonami 2005-08; 2013-17 Thank you, 4Kids Entertainment and Funimation for the good dubs and good vibes.
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