Zenigundam

It reminds me a soundbite on a Cowboy Bebop commercial back in the day when Jet said, "This is guy is hot, too dangerous to mess with!" yeah it reminds me of myself lol.

I'm just a hot, badass, attractive, disenfranchised college grad, with some legal experience, looking to get the riches he so desires. Namely hot blonde chicks, aged 18-22, and a stable, white collar job that just works to my strengths, such as working smarter and not harder... not hard at all actually... I'm so misunderstood it's just ridiculous :beer:

I'm gonna be telling this story for years to come haha. It was an instant classic.

Ima beast till the day I die, Zenigundam just remember the name!!

What's that mean? I mean I know it looked like I was a disrespectful, foul-mouthed punk, but I essentially went off on the retail slavery system in a really noble way when you think about it. Like try to look at the actual argument instead of focusing on the language.

Like I said, I'm extremely glad that this wasn't caught on video by some punk teen screaming, "Worldstar!" because this really would have been an easy 100,000+ view vid, probably just under the former vet punching out his Walmart manager.

Haha it actually did. I left out the part between my first manager writing up a report to give to the store manager the next day (store manager wasn't in) and the second manager intervening and saying I needed to calm down because I was "causing a scene" when this old ass customer played the part of officious intermeddler and said, "He's your boss, so you have to listen to him", and I said, "Listen, I have a teaching assistant job that pays twice as much, and I'm not getting my hands cut up and being bossed around in some BS master-servant relationship, so I can do as I please" and he said, "Well then f---ing quit!!!" and stormed off because I owned him, old man should have minded his own damn business instead of playing with FIRE!! Yeah lol. Anyway, give me a few months at my teaching position when I'm settled in and I'll give you guys the store number, so that you can ask about it. I'm not listing this on my resume anyway, and wouldn't have even if I had left under ideal terms, so y'all can ask if you're really curious and I bet the girl who I told FU to will go off haha. Yeah whatever. I went out like a beast.

If someone were to talk to me right now, in my post-alchy emo state, and confront me about it, I might say something like, "H-hey, hold on sec, man... "

unevenedge.imfapp.in/free-for-all/think-i-just-lost-my-liquor-store-job It was epic. Would have gotten like 500,000 views on YouTube, but I'm glad it doesn't have a viral video for my sake.

Now that the liquid courage has worn off, I'm a little bit rattled, but still feel that I went out in a pretty BADASS way!! ;D

My coworkers at my last job were out of control and tried to manipulate me. The one floor manager went on a power trip at just the wrong moment, and I owned him. I just need ta find the right work environment. My last one was totally poisonous.

</3 But I'm respectful and peaceful. Ehhh... guess ya can't please everybody. :

Or would you go on a power trip and try to control me? <3

That'll NEVER happen! I'm NEVER gonna die! O0 *shoves you out of the way*

That's what I'm talking about! Just don't establish a master-servant retail relationship, and we're gooooooood.

Four, but I only list one on my resume.

Those are the winds of change blowing as I embark on a new career path as a teaching assistant. I'm so poetic

Maybe I won't be fired because they need, but I know the store manager is strict and doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior. We'll see, maybe I have some bargaining power.

Well I didn't walk out on the job, because they told me to clock out this time, but I feel that the "F--k you then honestly!" while she put her hand in my face and pulled some OKC ignoring me stunt might have done it because she was FURIOUS! She stormed over to the phone to call somebody about my behavior haha, but I left a minute later anyway.

SAT Tutoring job was 9 months btw

Fuggz do you think there's any way I'm not fired from the liquor store job or did tonight equal immediate termination?

Empty boxes. Which is why I think this whole thing is ridiculous.

Everybody knows it!

Nah I meant the insane part. I'm perfectly sane, and just left a job in the most badass way everrrrrrrr.

Intentional