Zenigundam

*Steps in front of you* You're getting a little hostile there...

And end up on a WorldStar video with my jaw getting rocked

I just don't wanna get my jaw rocked!!

I heard THoward's gonna be joining the UEMB soon. Pretty pumped because he got kinda lost in the ASMB to UEMB transition.

am I in a smooth position with this solid teaching assistant one? Just remember that for this job I have to deal with kids who got kicked outta normal high schools!! One bold slip of the tongue and somebody's gonna be ready to pop off, and I'll probably be kicking some ass! :beer:

And then I went to check OKC and found that I didn't have any new messages after all the brilliant messages I sent out this afternoon. Why do they this? Why do they have to provoke me? *punches wall* <3

Lmao there's no harassment going on, you're blowing it way out of proportion.

I have plenty of friends. Tiger, for starters is a lifelong friend, and those are hard to come by. Trust me, I've got the goods in the friends department.

Guys, I've been doing this for years haha. The truth is that I have a problem and I need help. My problem is that I'm too sexy and appealing for my own good, and the help I need is to discover how to open the Pandora Box to a girl's heart and I ain't talking about no God of War.

Peeps are awful.

Yeah, but why? You can't just make an assertion and not provide any supporting evidence for it. You should know this, Mr. Scientist.

She's pretty cuuuuuuuuuute... <3

I can already see it now.... Zeni Jr gets a thread moved on here from FFA to Rants twenty some odd years from now, and he gets up in Luuv's grill and says, "Do you KNOW who my father is?!"

I can't do that! I need to procreate and make a lot of descendants with a hot girl of my choosing!

Of course. They'll never see it coming, and I've got the Trident citrus flavor gum packs on deck. Also, that's added muscle mass. S:

I'm a classic Lifetime movie character, a network that women have historically loved. Therefore, women would love me if we met in person. It's the internet that's holding me back. OKC tricks them into thinking I'm not who I really am. ::]::

I'll win for sure. I've got the BHW on my side. Beer, hands, weight <3

Manti Te'o!!!!

Teaching assistant in a bad school. I'm hitting the weight room this weekend, just in case one of these kids tries to get knock my teeth out and make me the center of a viral internet video!!!

That's crazy!! What'd you say to her?! You've gotta learn how to talk to the ladies.

You... really think so?

I'm a beast, but I feel like that doesn't explain everything.

Haha chill, guys, I'm perfectly normal. I'm shocked that you guys are throwing the H word around though. This is just normal interaction, the only difference is that I'm trying to find out why girls are acting like this. I might schedule an appointment with a therapist this week and show him/her my OkCupid interactions to find out what's going on. It's really quite the enigma because I'm sexy, charming, and just a total badass. My theory is that girls these days are changing their interests because television has made them think that Team Beta is cool.

Yeah but I showed them that I meant business.

Well at least I gave you guys a visual example of the attitude I was talking about. Remember when girls her age used to be humble?