Zenigundam

If there was an invention that could instantly teleport you to an OkCupid girl's room if you two are in a prolonged conversation on OKC.

You do realize that those two guys can't procreate right?

Yes, it is possible to eat pocky. And "weeb"? Really? Expand your vocabulary.

Well I'm taking notes from these crime scene/forensics programs just in case I ever find myself in a pickle.

I was watching The Hunt with John Walsh and this guy killed his wife who was working with him behind the counter at Dunkin Donuts, turned off the microwave in the back room, and then went out the back door while there were customers inside waiting for their orders, and then he went to his apartment right behind the Dunkin Donuts, took what he needed, and took a taxi from Maryland to New Jersey, and then took a train to Newark Penn Station, and my man was swayze from that point on. That's gotta be the most badass, crazy, awful story I've seen on that show lol.

I've noticed that on Crime Watch Daily's last season of Hansen vs. Predator the CT police would handle the suspected predators very aggressively instead of just conducting normal arrests (done for TV ratings anyway). Should I file charges against them for police brutality? I think they've crossed the line with all of these arrests following the Hansen investigations and have brought their childhood sob stories into the situations. You don't have to shove a suspected predator against a car and threaten to tase him.

Nope, you don't have my looks or flair. You're a typical social media drone just like the rest of them, which is why these mindless girls can't find commitment these days because they keep going from same to same to same.

Oh gotcha, well I intend to impregnate many hot girls before I'm 40.

Well try dating girls though, just not the ones I date because then we both might end up on some kind of Forensic Files crime show.

Bro that's pretty gay

and then invited her back to your place?

Stop talking to little boys online, you CREEP!

Open this door, young lady! We need to talk!

You slept with Obama?

Very good suggestions. I can definitely do better.

Guys, I might not have cable for a month. I'll be on my PS3 and PS4 heavily until September 15th. No PSN though since my internet will get cut off too.

Haha seriously? That's cool. She needs me, just not for money

She's only a few months older than I am, and she was a bitch in HS so now she's become.humbled and realizes who's the best.man for her.

Can you imagine what a sexy power couple that'd be

Bro, I'm just envisioning something awesome whereby I get away with all the non-payment stuff and then I pocket my cash from my job and start saving up like tens of thousands of bucks in a safe in my house.

Yeah that's what I've been doing with all of my loans. I do have some federal ones, but they only total around $15k I believe. The rest are private loans, and they were cosigned, so I'm really under no legal obligation to pay them I believe.

Lol I have like $350. Can't afford a lawyer just like that! Not until I collect some paychecks!

Basically, I'm in some trouble.

So what's gonna happen with those then if this ends up eventually going to court?