blueraven1999

I have no idea how to write for Metalocalypse and had no interest in watching the show after a few minutes so this is what I came up with. Yeah it's something completely different and I ended up copying a banana cream pie recipe from the internet and adding a banana cream pie YT video but this is the best I could do.

Recipe for Banana Cream Pie for Banana Sticker Day (or ways to drive off crazed fans without too much damage at concerts) Ingredients: Sugar (enough to rot your teeth) Flour (however much you want. I'm not eating it.) 3 egg yolks 1 stick butter dash of vanilla and store bought pasty crust (whatever is the cheapest. I'm not made of money.) 4 bananas (duh) (For crazed fans: add high dose of laxatives: for the get up and go feeling.) How to make Banana Cream Pie: 1. Combine the dry ingredients in a saucepan and stir in the milk ya dingus. 2. Bring to a boil and cook until thick. If it's on fire, you did something wrong. 3. Whisk the milk mixture into the yolks, then whisk the egg mixture in the saucepan. 4. Cook for 2 more minutes, then remove from heat and stir in the vanilla and butter. 5. Place the banana slices in the preshell, then pour the milk mixture over the bananas. 6. Bake the pie at 450 F for roughly 25 minutes until the filling is set or 45 minutes if you want it to come out as hard as a rock and possibly on fire. 7. Chill before serving. If you make several pies, start a food fight. Also a great way to get rid of pesky fans at a concert.

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