Panda_Kabob

Man says "Grab her by the pussy" ; Becomes president.

Yeah right that black guy is gonna win in 2008, its obviously Hillary. Shes gonna be the first Female president!

Well its like... I dont push my bizarre anime asexuality in normal peoples face, so why should someone do that if theyre straight gay or LGBQ? I do kinda online, but I do my best to make fun of it. If youre not an asshole in general... I dont think anyone should care what you do in the confines of your home.

Well I IRONICALLY like horrible shit. Shit like Frank are SUPPOSED to be awful. I know theres really no difference at the end of the day. Thing is... At least Frank edits his vids well enough. He is watching just a kid in a small square yell into a mic at Gmod vids followed by DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE! I would be less annoyed if there was a SEMBLANCE of effort or work put into their work. But nope. Absolute lowest common denominator bullshit.

Well he IS pretty bad. I can not and will not defend most of his actions. But one thing I do see a lot is how things are lost in translation, but who gives a damn if its got a clickbait story. Like the whole thing about calling Obama a son of a whore is completely lost in translation. He never directly called Obama that and just used a colloquial phrase in the same sentence. He talked about how what X is none of Obamas business (although I can see why it WOULD be) and used the classic PiM (Putang ina mo) phrase in it. Kinda translates to "Well if he asks me about it, i would say its not really his fucking business." but that doesnt sound as catchy as PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT CALLS OBAMA SON OF A WHORE. Should he have talked in that manner in the stage of world politics? hell no. But its not the same thing. The drug deaths are kinda fucked though. I have a cousin on the run from the cops right now who we are all assuming is going to be killed. But really... Theres no way to save him at this point. As with many people here. Life is A LOT cheaper here. A drug pusher could take hold in a town and just do whatever he wants, just pays off people before and kills the ones who he cant. Now not as much. The issue is, people can say "oh hey that guy whos been banging my wife has drugs! git em!" and no one will bat an eye if the guys a cunt. So really... Dont be an asshole here. It can cost you your life.

Im not even joking. If Trump is gonna do his thing, I hope its everything everyone expects. I want more nukes, less health care, more poor and more army. Make America great Again. I want accelerationism. A podunk country like the Philippines cant do nothing. America on the other hand... America can do real work.

Lord Trump just needs to occupy all countries already. Its really what we need to do. the world would be better off if America controlled everything. I mean he did say make America Great Again. And if the WORLD is America, then everything is great!

Oh god no. I dont wanna be any politician. Plus that guy is something else. Hes doing a lot for the country, but niggas get BTFO if people think they got drugs. But hey, my net is getting better, the roads are getting better and people are actually finishing constructions. My hope is for him to make a country where we dont need someone like him. Right now tho... Killings aside... Things arent that bad. And even then the killings are overblown by the media. I mean i cant blame them, it is a hot story and is undefendable. But theres a reason hes got a really crazy high acceptance rate here. I wont defend him anymore though. I mean I cant defend the killings, thats for one... But really... Its one of those things you cant get without living here... But then le ddit goes on to tell me NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THINGS ARE YOU UNEDUCATED SAVAGE! Please tell me how you know more about the country youve only seen online than the people living here...

I never get why people care what other people do as long as theyre not coming after me or anything valued to me. I dont care enough about myself to take care of my own ass... Why would I give two damns about someone else's.

Pretty much. I have a horrible pic pre-op. But Im pretty sure even with lenient rules here, its ban worthy.

I havent KILLED anyone... per say. But I wont deny that i probably have the disposition of one if I were to let myself go. Thats why I watch myself more than anyone else. In the words of Charlie Chaplin, "I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. " Its just I have a lot of edgy crawling in my skin edgelord in me that I know... Gotta keep that down. For my own good.

So since im in butt agony, im around my family a lot. I have a 9 year old little cousin who is pretty cool a kid. But holy shit he loves, and I quote "dank memes". Worst of all... NON IRONICALLY. Im trying to explain how memes are not supposed to be taken serious, but he keeps watching these LOL SO RANDUM vids and its making my ass hurt even more. He watches alright things like asdf movies... But like 100s of times. The thing that makes me cringe af is the horrrrrrrriiiiiiibbbbblllleeeee vids of little 12 year old yelling into a mic at GMod or Minecraft. I always thought, "no one actually likes this stuff really. Its all gotta me a big ol joke" but no... These 9 year old are the target demographic. What makes me cringe even more is how these 12 ear olds on YT are making FUCKING BANK off little kids who laugh at screaming and fart noises. I tried to show him a old flash video from when I was his age, the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny... Top comment said "My dad told me to check out this video" and he didnt know almost any of the people in the video. I died a little inside. Is this how my parents and peers felt when I was growing up?

Onii-chan no baka!

Well the girl wasnt all too perfect herself. She was painfully self obsessed and always worrying about how other people thought of her. I met her before HS started and I was pretty much the only person who befriended her. She couldnt talk really, often telling me things to say for her cuz no one could hear her. Tried to kill herself on several occasions, each time calling or texting only me about it. I dont know if she really wanted to off herself or just wanted more of my attention. But god knows I gave it to her... Maybe not the way she initially thought. As I went through puberty and saw the horrible things those dirty japs do, I thought "oh well this is just normal isnt it right?" I did horrible things from HS through college a year after college and then she moved to oregon for grad school. I tried to still keep a grasp on her, but I guess all those years of constant depravity kept her wanting. Like by constant, I mean it was pretty much a cornerstone of the relationship. I tortured that poor girl pretty much. Sexually tortured her. I was so mad when she broke up with me, but like I said... I think its probably the best thing she ever did for herself. I think if we would have continued I woulda have gone darker. I mean I even visited her in oregon, drugged her up on pure MDMA and other things and then made her do things... I was a horrible boyfriend. That was the last thing I did to her, I think looking back she probably thought yeah enough is enough. Good for her.

ooohhhh. Well if you want something liek this check out r/holdthemoan I didnt know it existed at the time, as I got most of my ideas from doujinshi and hentai. But apparently its not that special.

Well of course youve seen porn of this, im not that original. I always assumed it was some sort of dom play or something. It wasnt just that, its just that one I think is the easiest one to explain to show the severity of my degeneracy. I did other things like bang her and make her call people or family on the phone while doing so. Or like other things in public cuz she was very self conscience and I loved to see her expressions of fear and pleasure mixed. There were other things I knew she didnt wanna do, but me being the sick fucking weeb i was, didnt care. I think her leaving me was probably the best thing she ever did for herself. It made me pretty rustled... But looking back it was probably more me being pissed cuz she dared do something against me rather than her leaving. Im still a horrible person, but I hope a heck of a lot less. Things like this are why I need to be quarantined from humanity in terms of relationships.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niMa4POeG_A My ass has betrayed me.

I fall asleep while studying sometimes. Initially it made me feel like "Yeah man, im a real med student now!" But eventually became "aww man, im a real med student now..."

Your icon terrifies me. I looked away from the screen and didnt know if it moved. I know now... But its still some uncanny valley stuff. Uncanny furry stuff really. O_o

You know... If I were to fap to real porn, I would probably to these horrible captions. Ive seen a couple and while I know its creepy af, I, myself, are creepy af. But nope... drawings are fine.

Its really why I want to be 5ever Karl Malone. I dont think im the ugliest guy, I got a pretty good prospective future if I dont get into horrible horrible meth or something and come from a good family. For all intents and purposes, im quite the catch! Its just im all sorts of messed up in the head and believe I have a semblance of a conscience enough to know that I just devour innocence and break women cuz it gets my rocks off. I for one blame anime. Banime!

Guys... I got the icon.

How do you even change sigs and icons? I want a Chen Honk icon.

It indeed is true. I was once... A (normal) man. Before i went mad and only love 2D, I did all sorts of horrible things to my ex. Like thats what happens when you have money and watch too much hentai. It didnt stop there. I spent I would say, over $1k+ in toys and contraptions that I used on that poor girl. Even bought (and eventually gave away) a Sybian. To be honest, giving it away was stranger than buying it in the first place. I hear my ex is currently going from guy to guy. I imagine cuz no one has the... imagination and disposable income for the shit I did. I actually feel bad about it to this day... Its one thing if im a depraved fuck, but I broke that girl. And she was all sorts of cray to begin with. Suicidal and anorexic girls are easy to convince to do terrible things to. She hated the way she looked so much that I could get her to go out with a remote controlled jackrabbit in her to the mall with me with a few kind words. I wouldnt be shocked if she had issues with men from me alone. Not to mention her whole family was Religious af, and she was of course the edgy atheist who wanted to rebel. Typing this out, and every time I think about it, it always reminds me why I need to stay alone and die alone. I have to protect women FROM me. THATS WHY 2D LOVE 5EVER.

Nah im just Zenzo.