revelations

Exactly.

I'll never turn down quality content.

Butter's bottom bitch.

There can be only one cord.

I.... will not remind you.

I was bored. Or young and needed the money. Or something.

I would, but I haven't mastered the art of the toaster oven yet. I need the toaster oven master's help, but he's quiet tonight.

Let's go fishing

I'm trying to get to 500, but my comp is running slower than a one legged hooker to an orgy. I think I have to reset my router, but can't because disco is watching Netflix or some shit. I think I can get there tomorrow.

It's been years since I watched The Matrix. Red

There's definitely a whole lot of rubbing off going on, on their part. For secret santa, they're all getting some lotion. Home made.

Nobody knows what a spot light is? You could get a job at Bass Pro.

I have been in Bass Pro like twice in my life, and one was last month. I was looking for a spot light and those dummies acted like they'd never heard of the term spot light before. They didn't even have any. But the line to the gun counter was backed up. Which was no surprise. Lots of Trumpers in there. Yeah, that building could have been almost anything else and would have been better. I can't believe it was turned into a retail store. It could have even been a medical complex. An outpatient center or something.

Wow. I didn't know it had been converted. Lots of WWE programming was filmed there. That's a shame that it was converted into such a shitty business.

Sounds like a whole lot of people got worked up over a buddy alt. Moist, I tell you. Moist.

Wait. This isn't the arena in Memphis is it?

or datcord an appreciation thread

about locking threads called why are they all so serious? what was wrong with the content of that thread? i wanted to comment on it, but my right to speak was taken away. why? why? wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Xbox don't be fucking around

You couldn't mod a turd down a toilet.

I'm a redneck. Eat my redneck ass.

Jesus. This is the first Bass Pro Shops pyramid I've ever seen. Redneck Egypt. I'm impressed.

So, who wants to eat some ass?

cat lost my brush beard needs a little trim

in enemy territory this is my new home welcome me let me in