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mochi

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  1. I often fantasize after the events of Kill la Kill as aired on Toonami (perhaps before the OVA Episode 25 set 6 months later) that Ryuko and Mako are indeed a lesbian couple but they both use Gamagoori for the "designated dick" that gives both ladies what they can't physically give each other. One would expect something like this out of someone who is such a stickler for the rules on the street! He apparently likes Mako but would seemingly tolerate Ryuko. Don't know if he would hit it on Ryuko, but he definitely would on Mako while she eats Ryuko out or something. Those three would be quite freaky!

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  2. That's a shame... if I'm not mistaken that's one of the more interesting story arcs (imo). Why did they axe One Piece again? I mean I understand if it was just a length vs. cost efficiency thing... it's one of the longest shonens in history.

     

    Either way, I'd say just watch on Funimation.... they do a great job of simulcasting for free on a regular basis. One Piece is definitely what I refer to as an investment anime, which usually are either long or have the general understanding that follow up series are coming after to fill in the whole story. As it is, that investment is really paying off for me personally, I feel as though the show is finally revealing some of the more intricate and overarching answers that have been eluded to for many years but never fully explored.

    it was dropped because of ratings

     

    the show does better on streaming than it did on TV so Funi decided to stick just to the streams

  3. Master of Martial Hearts tried.

     

    It fell flat on its face.

    based on what I've heard I'm pretty sure that just was a fanservice show, albeit a fucked up one

     

    the best way to deconstruct one of these Grimdark Akame ga kill replicas would be to do something like

     

    1. have the Tatsumi expy and the Bulaut expy end up as a couple, to shoot down the "every girl wants to bone the protagonist" trope

    2. cleverly bait and pretend there's gonna be giganto-titty fanservice....then bait and switch and have tons of male fanservice

    3. coyly make a mockery of the "edgy on purpose" nature of the show somehow, like make the death's super crazy, like have a character just randomly explode after seeming like they were fine and have the character who made them explode even seem shocked by it like they thought their attack wasn't supposed to do that (basically make the deaths comedic rather than serious)

    4. make the Gay characters more likable than the straight ones (since the opposite is usually true in anime with the Straight ones being tollerable and the token gay being an ugly rapist)

    5. make the girls actually do epic shit and not just stand around while their tits fly around the room

  4. What would you say if I followed all your instructions (or at least all but the Puri-Puri Prisoner one) for the first episode, but made the second actually good?

     

    Like Gungrave, only more Tumblr-friendly.

    it would be an amazing bait-and-switch if you made a show that awful

     

     

    then ep 2 onwards was a deconstruction making fun of literally everything wrong with modern anime

     

     

    someone needs to actually do that

  5. (this thread is a joke)

     

    just follow these simple steps and you'll produce an anime that young anime fans will go WILD for

     

    1. copy minor plot details from a show that came before it, basically just look at the last big hit and make a version of it

    2. don't waste time Designing characters, lift designs from another one, it worked for Akame Ga Kill ::]::

    3. Unique character arcs?, NO! :) , just read the anime character types pages on TV tropes and pick your fave! ;)

    4. Be as Edge as you can possibly Edge!, angsty Hot topic teens will MESS THEIR PANTS WITH EXCITEMENT!

    5. show your support for the LGBT community by adding a single Gay character, but make sure you make him THE worst character in the show, give him an off model purposefully ugly Design, make him a sexual deviant, added points if he wears women's make-up and self identifies as an Attack Helicopter Okama!

    6. ENOURMOUS TITS THAT DEFY THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE!, but make sure you show you aren't sexist by giving the male characters a single nipple-less shirtless scene

    7. is the main character boring?, don't make him interesting just make every girl in the show get wet at the mention of his name!

     

     

    (this thread is lampooning SAO AGK and Tokyo Ghoul)

     

  6. Yup Unravel is a great song. Sad that it's wasted on TG.

     

    yeah

     

    side note I looked up the TV trope page, it has a MASSIVE hoyay (gay subtext) page

     

    it'll be so fun to have yet another show that implies homosexuality then violently asserts that homosexuality doesn't exist when fans notice the subtext...like Naruto -_'

     

    edit: and apparently the show has it's own version of

    Puri puri prisoner.....namely a gay rapist....except this one is a gay rapist who also eats people

     

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