Oh, balls! This takes me back!
It started as man panties, something something, Mick Jagger, something something, Satan... Benjover and angel flesh tacos, and some Rolling Stones underwear I picked up at Urban Outfitters in Austin that didn't fit very well, and gave me wedgies... since people thought I was a dude, tweaking and adjusting randomly sounded super creepy. The lolz.