OSC

What was with the passing image of a guy on a stretcher?

Chainsicles.

He ain't heavy, Jojo!! He's my brother!!

"We should go after the stone!!" "And ruin a perfectly good play-by-play moment? Are you mad?!!"

"Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes....."

He was made by Volkswagen.

"Also, Beef Stroganoff! You look too meaty!"

And here we go!!

He could also look inside the window.

"What are Germans doing in a car in Switzerland?" German: "This isn't Poland? Boy, do I have egg on my face."

"Switzerland? What about the cars in Walmart?" The things I mishear.

Wow. This time, the play by play narration comes with Madden diagrams.

Oh, bloody hell!! Get it? Cause it's hot blood? Oh, shut up!

Jojo sucks at bluffing.

OMG!! Suzie Q is a Twinkie!!

Hellooooooooooooooo nurse!!

"Lisa Lisa, which-a bouse-a-blouse-a would you like-a-like today."

Jojo le gogo.

"No! You were nowhere near the bullseyyyYYYYYYYYyyyyeeee!!"

I know whenever my glass breaks, I always think of Jojo.

There's a political joke I could make there in the crying (deleted one already). I figured too easy and not where I want to go with my humor here.

Oh no!! Not vegetable oil!!!

That moment I'm waiting for... "She has the stone! Seize her!!" Caesar: "Someone call for me?"

"We need a philosopher stone."

"The solution is finding more brains."