[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 04:37 AM Author Posted yesterday at 04:37 AM Huang: My father is dead... murdered in Kowloon. He always told me that this life, the life of a gangster, can be short, even for a boss. Most of the family believes he died while meditating at the temple. ——————— Huang: The truth is he was worshipping other gods - his two favorites. Pharmaceutical grade coke and cheap women. Regardless - I have sworn on his grave to find those responsible, to avenge him. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 04:40 AM Author Posted yesterday at 04:40 AM Huang: Uncle Wu 'Kenny' Lee, in that great American melting pot Liberty City. The last time I visited Liberty City, I caught crabs off a Swiss tourist. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 04:41 AM Author Posted yesterday at 04:41 AM Huang Lee: Sometimes though, even the simplest of jobs don't work out quite the way you expect them to... Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 04:43 AM Author Posted yesterday at 04:43 AM Triad: Fuck! We're being jumped! It's a fucking ambush! Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 04:48 AM Author Posted yesterday at 04:48 AM Smart-ass Assassin: He's not moving. He's not breathing. He's got a bullet wound to the head. You know what, I'm gonna stake my reputation on this one. The kid is dead. Unsure Assassin: Aw, Shit! Then we are fucked. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 04:50 AM Author Posted yesterday at 04:50 AM Huang: What a place! Beaten up, shot and nearly drowned - within minutes of getting here. My father would've paid for this kind of fun... Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 04:55 AM Author Posted yesterday at 04:55 AM - Yu Jian. • 2009 “Liberty City’s lunatic society met me at the airport. At least, that’s how it seemed. Anyway, whoever they were, they stole my father’s stupid sword - and left me for dead. Uncle Kenny’s in deep shit because of this. I’d better get the damn thing back, or I’ll never hear the end of it.” - Huang Lee Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 05:00 AM Author Posted yesterday at 05:00 AM “Just like your father. A playboy, not a worker.” - Wu 'Kenny' Lee Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 05:05 AM Author Posted yesterday at 05:05 AM Huang: I think the murderers took it... either that or your useless bodyguards. Kenny: Don't get snotty with me, you little brat. I had promised Yu Jian as a gift to our leader Hsin Jaoming. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 05:08 AM Author Posted yesterday at 05:08 AM Huang: And you were going to give the sword away? But, it's been in our family for generations. Kenny: Don't give me that bullshit. Your father won the thing in a card game. As a gift to Hsin, it would have made me the Triad boss here in Liberty City. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 05:10 AM Author Posted yesterday at 05:10 AM Wu 'Kenny' Lee: Huang, your father was a good man, but he's dead now, and that puts me in charge. I have to do what is best for the family, even if it goes against our traditions... Quote
[classic swim] Posted 4 hours ago Author Posted 4 hours ago Huang Lee: How can I help? I'd love to go after the men who tried to kill me... and rip their tongues out with pliers... Kenny Lee: If you want to help me, nephew... please do as I say. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 4 hours ago Author Posted 4 hours ago Kenny Lee: A couple of my crew are observing a squad of undercover cops... who are spying on an exotic movie I am financing. Purely for artistic reasons, of course. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 4 hours ago Author Posted 4 hours ago Ling Shan: ...Oh, you're the rich prick from Hong Kong who lost the sword... Nice one. Huang Lee: And I thought Americans did not understand sarcasm. Nice hair cut! Quote
[classic swim] Posted 4 hours ago Author Posted 4 hours ago - Pursuit Farce. • 2009 “Uncle Kenny sent me on a stupid school-boy errand, but, then again, I did meet up with this girl - Ling Shan. She’s nice - apart from the crappy attitude. How come every girl I know is permanently premenstrual? Maybe it’s me? ...Nah. I’m way too cool. Anyway, got chased by the cops, but managed to shake them off.” - Huang Lee Quote
[classic swim] Posted 3 hours ago Author Posted 3 hours ago Ling Shan: I better take Kenny's car back... and tell him personally what happened to his exotic movie shoot and team of hard men killers. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 3 hours ago Author Posted 3 hours ago Huang: So, I get nothing... before you go - can I ask you a question... were you an observer, or an actress in the "art house" movie? Quote
[classic swim] Posted 3 hours ago Author Posted 3 hours ago Ling: Keep it in your pants, Huang - I doubt it's very impressive. I'll see you around. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 3 hours ago Author Posted 3 hours ago Kenny: Being unable to present Hsin with the sword, as I'd promised... has forced me to step down as a potential heir for leader. Huang: I'm sorry, Uncle, but as soon as we get the sword back, you'll be able to reclaim your position. Meanwhile, my father remains dead. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 3 hours ago Author Posted 3 hours ago Kenny Lee: It's war, nephew. I need you to get some weapons training. And Huang - despite the horrors of your father's death, I am glad you're here. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 3 hours ago Author Posted 3 hours ago Huang: Ling? ... You're Kenny's master-at-arms? —————— Ling: I could teach you a thing or two... Huang: I bet you could, but I'm not that easy. Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.