[classic swim] Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago Russian Kidnapper: Your woman here owes Dimitri Rascalov a lot of money. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago Johnny: Well, I'm not in the kidnapping business, dude. Russian Kidnapper: And I'm not in the dude business, dude. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago “The name of the man we want is Roman Bellic.” - Russian Kidnapper Quote
[classic swim] Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago Johnny: She's a friend and she's in trouble. I believe in looking out for people you've been close to. You and your boys might ride, but you don't know nothing about brotherhood. Malc: Shit. I know about brothers, but I know about bitches as well. And this here job - smells like a BITCH to me. It got bitch-stink all over it, son. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago - Roman’s Holiday. • 2008 Dimitri’s efforts to catch Niko prove to be more drastic. Johnny Klebitz delivers Roman Bellic to Dimitri’s men. Keeping Ashley out of harm’s way with her own debts to Rascalov. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago Malc: Just so you know who you dealing with, Mr. Bellic. This is one screwed up dumb redneck motherfucker. Roman: Oh lord, please help me. Malc: Hey now listen, I do mean motherfucker in the most literal sense. Serious incest motherfucker. Fucking you up the ass with a barb wire dick would be a pleasure for this man. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago Roman: Lord, I am sorry for shitting myself, and for laughing at Brucie's balls. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 23 hours ago Author Posted 23 hours ago Johnny: Somebody looking for a fat Slav with a bladder problem? Russian Kidnapper: So this is Roman Bellic? Not such a tough guy, eh? What is all this fuss about his cousin? Quote
[classic swim] Posted 22 hours ago Author Posted 22 hours ago Niko: I got your message Dimitri, you piece of shit. You are a dead man. A dead man. Before you die I'm going to cut your face off. Then I'm going to hang it on my wall to remind me what a lying, cheating, treacherous scumbag looks like. Goodbye, friend. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 22 hours ago Author Posted 22 hours ago Niko: I’m leaving here with Roman! Quote
[classic swim] Posted 22 hours ago Author Posted 22 hours ago Niko: You will pay for what you’ve done! Quote
[classic swim] Posted 22 hours ago Author Posted 22 hours ago “No one fucks with my family!” - Niko Bellic Quote
[classic swim] Posted 22 hours ago Author Posted 22 hours ago - Hostile Negotiation. • 2008 Niko Bellic arrives alone at the derelict warehouse with assault rifle in hand. Heroically wiping out all of Rascalov’s men who even thought about harming Roman. Dimitri always being absent from danger. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 22 hours ago Author Posted 22 hours ago Roman: Thank you, cousin! You’ve saved my life. Niko: We should get out of here. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 22 hours ago Author Posted 22 hours ago Roman: I'll never marry Mallorie. I won't be able to sleep with another college girl. There is a knife hanging over me. A clock is ticking! Niko: How would you like to die? Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... I don't fucking know! I'm scared, you cold bastard. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 22 hours ago Author Posted 22 hours ago Dimitri: I nearly ran into your cousin the other day. My friends were hanging out with him. The party got busted up though before I got there. Niko: I wish you had been there. We could have had some fun. Dimitri: Not as much fun as I would have had with Roman, believe me. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago ... • 2008 Roman was dealt a good hand after all. The Bellic cousins have acquired a luxury apartment in Algonquin to get away from Bohan. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago “FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your johnson?” - United Liberty Paper contact Quote
[classic swim] Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago - Wrong is Right. • 2008 Niko’s had the right eyes on him before even arriving into the country. To erase his rap sheet, keep his immigration status out of question, and track down who betrayed him in the war... Niko must do the bidding of the International Affairs Agency. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago Niko: Minkov is dead, the country is safe. U.L. Paper: Not by a long shot, smartass. Nothing is safe, no one is safe. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago Roman: You are looking at a reformed man, Niko. Niko: Who? Where? Point him out, will you? Roman: I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control. Niko: Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago Niko: You know a lot. U.L. Paper: Yes. You're looking for some people. Niko: We're all looking for that special someone. U.L. Paper: But most of us don't want to kill them when we find them. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 2 hours ago Author Posted 2 hours ago “Most murderers are committed by people you know. Most wives are killed by their husbands.” - Niko Bellic Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago - Portrait of a Killer. • 2008 After subduing an Oleg Minkov writing questionable things online, Niko’s second task for the government was ending a criminal ring of Russians financing terrorism. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago U.L. Paper: Did you serve your purpose? Niko: Yes. U.L. Paper: Then you are that much closer to finding the man you are after. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago Niko: How did the big real estate deal go? Playboy X: That cat ain't got no vision, wants to shut down the site and shit. Make it a memorial to Union workers who've died in accidents. Man, fuck Yusuf Amir. I got bigger problems. Come see me now. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago Playboy X: Jesus? He did some crazy shit, too. He killed people. He killed that John the Baptist cat. He did what he had to do. Niko: I don't think you're correct about that... Plaboy X: Dwayne... it’s like he thinks it’s 1992, and the best thing you can hope for is a gold chain and a pager. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago - The Holland Play. • 2008 Playboy X has asked Niko to rid himself of Dwayne Forge. The man who taught him everything. It’s an act Niko objects to, and is all around abhorred by. He doesn’t even think of how high the pay will be. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago Playboy X: But it's killed or be killed out there. And you got a lunatic after you? Man, you dumb. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago Niko: You didn't change the game, the game changed you. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago Niko: You should know that he asked me to end you first. He was going to pay me a lot of money to do it. Dwayne: Shit, man. He was a good kid back in the day. Always hungry though, always wanted more. Niko: You can't predict what people will become. Dwayne: You right. I can't give you no money for helping me, son. But I got the deed to Playboy's fancy silk sheet loft. You can have it. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago Roman: Niko, shit, I hope this guy is paying you good for saving his ass. Niko: He just got out of prison and he hasn't got much but... I made the right decision. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 1 hour ago Author Posted 1 hour ago ... • 2008 Niko carried on the urban legend of Claude Speed in the Liberty underworld. Everyone knew Niko as the guy to get a job done professionally. Quote
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