[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:23 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:23 PM Russian Kidnapper: Your woman here owes Dimitri Rascalov a lot of money. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:25 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:25 PM Johnny: Well, I'm not in the kidnapping business, dude. Russian Kidnapper: And I'm not in the dude business, dude. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:26 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:26 PM “The name of the man we want is Roman Bellic.” - Russian Kidnapper Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:28 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:28 PM Johnny: She's a friend and she's in trouble. I believe in looking out for people you've been close to. You and your boys might ride, but you don't know nothing about brotherhood. Malc: Shit. I know about brothers, but I know about bitches as well. And this here job - smells like a BITCH to me. It got bitch-stink all over it, son. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:32 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:32 PM - Roman’s Holiday. • 2008 Dimitri’s efforts to catch Niko prove to be more drastic. Johnny Klebitz delivers Roman Bellic to Dimitri’s men. Keeping Ashley out of harm’s way with her own debts to Rascalov. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:34 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:34 PM Malc: Just so you know who you dealing with, Mr. Bellic. This is one screwed up dumb redneck motherfucker. Roman: Oh lord, please help me. Malc: Hey now listen, I do mean motherfucker in the most literal sense. Serious incest motherfucker. Fucking you up the ass with a barb wire dick would be a pleasure for this man. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:35 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:35 PM Roman: Lord, I am sorry for shitting myself, and for laughing at Brucie's balls. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:37 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:37 PM Johnny: Somebody looking for a fat Slav with a bladder problem? Russian Kidnapper: So this is Roman Bellic? Not such a tough guy, eh? What is all this fuss about his cousin? Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:39 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:39 PM Niko: I got your message Dimitri, you piece of shit. You are a dead man. A dead man. Before you die I'm going to cut your face off. Then I'm going to hang it on my wall to remind me what a lying, cheating, treacherous scumbag looks like. Goodbye, friend. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:41 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:41 PM Niko: I’m leaving here with Roman! Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:42 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:42 PM Niko: You will pay for what you’ve done! Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:42 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:42 PM “No one fucks with my family!” - Niko Bellic Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:52 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:52 PM - Hostile Negotiation. • 2008 Niko Bellic arrives alone at the derelict warehouse with assault rifle in hand. Heroically wiping out all of Rascalov’s men who even thought about harming Roman. Dimitri always being absent from danger. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:54 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:54 PM Roman: Thank you, cousin! You’ve saved my life. Niko: We should get out of here. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:57 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:57 PM Roman: I'll never marry Mallorie. I won't be able to sleep with another college girl. There is a knife hanging over me. A clock is ticking! Niko: How would you like to die? Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... I don't fucking know! I'm scared, you cold bastard. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 05:59 PM Author Posted Thursday at 05:59 PM Dimitri: I nearly ran into your cousin the other day. My friends were hanging out with him. The party got busted up though before I got there. Niko: I wish you had been there. We could have had some fun. Dimitri: Not as much fun as I would have had with Roman, believe me. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:13 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:13 PM ... • 2008 Roman was dealt a good hand after all. The Bellic cousins have acquired a luxury apartment in Algonquin to get away from Bohan. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:16 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:16 PM “FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your johnson?” - United Liberty Paper contact Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:23 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:23 PM - Wrong is Right. • 2008 Niko’s had the right eyes on him before even arriving into the country. To erase his rap sheet, keep his immigration status out of question, and track down who betrayed him in the war... Niko must do the bidding of the International Affairs Agency. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:26 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:26 PM Niko: Minkov is dead, the country is safe. U.L. Paper: Not by a long shot, smartass. Nothing is safe, no one is safe. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:29 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:29 PM Roman: You are looking at a reformed man, Niko. Niko: Who? Where? Point him out, will you? Roman: I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control. Niko: Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:33 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:33 PM Niko: You know a lot. U.L. Paper: Yes. You're looking for some people. Niko: We're all looking for that special someone. U.L. Paper: But most of us don't want to kill them when we find them. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:34 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:34 PM “Most murderers are committed by people you know. Most wives are killed by their husbands.” - Niko Bellic Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:40 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:40 PM - Portrait of a Killer. • 2008 After subduing an Oleg Minkov writing questionable things online, Niko’s second task for the government was ending a criminal ring of Russians financing terrorism. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:42 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:42 PM U.L. Paper: Did you serve your purpose? Niko: Yes. U.L. Paper: Then you are that much closer to finding the man you are after. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:45 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:45 PM Niko: How did the big real estate deal go? Playboy X: That cat ain't got no vision, wants to shut down the site and shit. Make it a memorial to Union workers who've died in accidents. Man, fuck Yusuf Amir. I got bigger problems. Come see me now. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:50 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:50 PM Playboy X: Jesus? He did some crazy shit, too. He killed people. He killed that John the Baptist cat. He did what he had to do. Niko: I don't think you're correct about that... Plaboy X: Dwayne... it’s like he thinks it’s 1992, and the best thing you can hope for is a gold chain and a pager. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:55 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:55 PM - The Holland Play. • 2008 Playboy X has asked Niko to rid himself of Dwayne Forge. The man who taught him everything. It’s an act Niko objects to, and is all around abhorred by. He doesn’t even think of how high the pay will be. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:57 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:57 PM Playboy X: But it's killed or be killed out there. And you got a lunatic after you? Man, you dumb. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 02:58 PM Author Posted yesterday at 02:58 PM Niko: You didn't change the game, the game changed you. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 03:00 PM Author Posted yesterday at 03:00 PM Niko: You should know that he asked me to end you first. He was going to pay me a lot of money to do it. Dwayne: Shit, man. He was a good kid back in the day. Always hungry though, always wanted more. Niko: You can't predict what people will become. Dwayne: You right. I can't give you no money for helping me, son. But I got the deed to Playboy's fancy silk sheet loft. You can have it. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 03:03 PM Author Posted yesterday at 03:03 PM Roman: Niko, shit, I hope this guy is paying you good for saving his ass. Niko: He just got out of prison and he hasn't got much but... I made the right decision. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 03:12 PM Author Posted yesterday at 03:12 PM ... • 2008 Niko carried on the urban legend of Claude Speed in the Liberty underworld. Everyone knew Niko as the guy to get a job done professionally. Quote
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