[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:05 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:05 PM - Blow Your Cover + Buyer’s Market. • 2008 Niko Bellic starts getting accustomed with Johnny Klebitz through the help of their mutual boss, Elizabeta Torres. - - - - Liz supposedly found Triads willing to buy the heroin the Lost MC had snatched. Niko Bellic’s there as backup, alongside an eccentric leader in the drug game. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:07 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:07 PM (edited) “Wassup, money?” - Playboy X Edited Saturday at 01:35 PM by [classic swim] Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:17 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:17 PM - Buyer’s Market. • 2008 Johnny’s gotta pick up the product from Brian in Cerveza Heights before he can meet Niko & Playboy at the old apartments on Cassidy Street in Schottler. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:20 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:20 PM - Blow Your Cover. • 2008 Niko & Playboy X follow slowly behind. Playboy’s heard nothing but great things about Niko’s skills. He takes this as an opportunity to gain a new business partner. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:25 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:25 PM Brian: I don't know why Billy got you to handle this and not me. I mean, what's up with that? I guess you Semites are good at... sniffing out a deal, ain't that right Johnny? Johnny: He didn't get you because Liz Torres, and any other two bit hustler on the street would take you for the little pussy that you are, and rob you blind. Now gimmie that shit. See you around, big guy... Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:30 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:30 PM Playboy: Money talks. Money say jump, cat say how high. Niko: Tell me about that biker. The one with the smack, Johnny. Playboy: I ain't workin with that cat, but I heard about him. He doing all type of crazy shit. Blowing stuff up... Niko: You scared of him? Playboy: I ain't scared of nobody. All them bikers is racist as shit is all. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:34 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:34 PM Playboy: Buyer is some Asian dude called Charlie. Niko: Like in Vietnam. Playboy: Just like the movies, money. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:40 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:40 PM “Nothing like selling some dope to let you know you're alive.” - Johnny Klebitz Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:52 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:52 PM ... • 2008 A frantic, floral shirt wearing Triad (who sounds an awful lot like Wu Zi Mu) is a dead ringer for undercover cop. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:55 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:55 PM Johnny: You ain't right, friend. Come on... let’s get out of here. Charlie: LCPD! FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER! I SAID FREEZE! Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 12:59 PM Author Posted Saturday at 12:59 PM Blow Your Cover + Buyer’s Market (cont...) • 2008 Johnny, Niko & Playboy split up and pop their way out the shithole building being raided by law enforcement. —— Niko Bellic: Fuck you! Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 01:04 PM Author Posted Saturday at 01:04 PM Agent Jones: You tried to offload some smack to a colleague of mine called Charlie. Costly mistake. Johnny: Fuck you, Fed. This conversation's over. If you got any evidence on me, get a warrant. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 01:06 PM Author Posted Saturday at 01:06 PM Johnny: How's your fancy European friend working out? Elizabeta: Okay, okay. Seems like maybe he's the only guy in this city not working for the state. Johnny: Him and The Lost MC. Me and the brothers are tight. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 01:11 PM Author Posted Saturday at 01:11 PM Playboy: Shit man. I'd a fucking died instead of being caught by them feds. You take a bid on a heroin beef you ain't seeing light for a long time. Niko: Yeah? Playboy: My man Dwayne Forge is inside on a crack beef. He showed me some shit back in the day, but shit... When he gets out, if he ever does, it won't be the same world. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 01:14 PM Author Posted Saturday at 01:14 PM Niko: Elizabeta, things didn't go so good. The contact was- Elizabeta: U.C. I know. Fucking feds is everywhere. I feel like they want me bad. We see what happens. I got some more deals to make. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 01:18 PM Author Posted Saturday at 01:18 PM Roman: This is great news, Niko. I got the insurance money for the cab depot burning down. The stupid bastards thought it was an electrical fire, not arson. Niko: Maybe it was an accident. Roman: Hahaha yeah right! I’ve put the money into another cab depot. Bellic Enterprises is up and running again. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Saturday at 01:26 PM Author Posted Saturday at 01:26 PM Algonquin • 2008 Self-proclaimed center of everything. Formerly Staunton Island. It is the heart of Liberty City. There is a lot of nightlife and clubs. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:00 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:00 AM Ashley: I just see you in my dreams, sugar. Johnny: Come on, Ash. Give it up. You seriously got time to dream in between your three-day ice binges? Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:03 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:03 AM ... • 2008 Billy Grey knows a Liberty City congressman willing to play dirty and move the Lost up in the world. Thomas Stubbs III. Johnny travels to Jousters social club in Middle Park. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:05 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:05 AM “Under this ravaged, drug-addled exterior, lies the heart of a reactionary prick...” - Johnny K Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:11 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:11 AM -————- ... • 2008 Lazlow finally receives funding for his new radio program, a good while after the Chatterbox days. Integrity 2.0 faces the streets of Liberty head-on, during the invention of the podcast. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:14 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:14 AM - Politics. • 2008 Congressman Thomas Stubbs earns a big payout from Klebitz eliminating his uncle Arthur at Francis International Airport. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:15 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:15 AM - Coming Down. • 2008 Johnny saves his old love Ashley from a group of junkies. Quote
[classic swim] Posted yesterday at 01:17 AM Author Posted yesterday at 01:17 AM Ashley: Teach me, baby. It's the only way I'll learn. Make me hurt. Johnny: You're making yourself hurt already, you fuckin’ idiot. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 45 minutes ago Author Posted 45 minutes ago Niko: Everything is just advertising with nothing to back it up. They tell you you're eating the best burger ever, and you believe it until you're sweating out all the chemicals in it and the hormones are making your balls feel funny. Roman: My balls feel fine, but I did notice my man tits getting larger when I was eating at Cluckin' Bell the other day. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 43 minutes ago Author Posted 43 minutes ago Jim: Johnny, it’s me, Jim. Wanna roll on some Deadbeats? Johnny: What a fantastic idea, James. I’ll see you at yours. Quote
[classic swim] Posted 40 minutes ago Author Posted 40 minutes ago TLAD Gang Wars #1-5. • 2008 Within Alderney and Liberty jurisdictions, the Lost MC tear-and-run on the Angels of Death and any unsuspecting fools linked to the criminal world. Quote
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