[classic swim] Posted Wednesday at 01:16 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 01:16 AM - Don’t Spank Ma Bitch Up. • 2001 A new designer drug is all the rave in Liberty City, and it’s fucking with Luigi’s prized workers. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 06:59 AM Author Posted Thursday at 06:59 AM - Drive For Misty. • 2001 Golden son Joey Leone wants to get his rocks off over at the auto shop. Claude gives Misty another lift, leading to better opportunities. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 07:07 AM Author Posted Thursday at 07:07 AM The Crook - The Thieves - The Wife - Her Lover. • 2001 Bank manager, hired cat burglars, even his own spouse; Marty Chonks makes mince meat out of all who disrupt his money flow. What the proprietor of the Bitch’n’ Dog Food Factory couldn’t account for... was the guy cuckolding him. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 07:10 AM Author Posted Thursday at 07:10 AM - Pump-Action Pimp. • 2001 Diablo pimp pays his dues for hustling on Goterelli’s corner. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 07:12 AM Author Posted Thursday at 07:12 AM - The Fuzz Ball. • 2001 Liberty City cops want a few promiscuous gals in attendance at the Policeman’s ball. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 07:20 AM Author Posted Thursday at 07:20 AM - Mike Lips Last Lunch. • 2001 Once a respected name back in the 80s has since been this pygmy thing in St. Mark’s. Lips Forelli is greeted with a car bomb at Marco’s Bistro. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Thursday at 07:29 AM Author Posted Thursday at 07:29 AM - Farewell ‘Chunky’ Lee Chong. • 2001 Liberty City Triads have been pushing SPANK for the cartel. Lee Chong made a big mistake selling this shit at the noodle stand. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Friday at 02:37 AM Author Posted Friday at 02:37 AM - Van Heist. • 2001 Gruppe Sechs pay roll van is doing its rounds, and Joey Leone wants the pickings. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Friday at 02:43 AM Author Posted Friday at 02:43 AM - Cipriani’s Chauffeur. • 2001 Toni and the new cleaner in LC finally cross paths. Speed drives Cipriani over to Mr. Wong’s Launderette, in the hopes that Triads cough up protection money owed. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Friday at 02:49 AM Author Posted Friday at 02:49 AM - Dead Skunk in The Trunk. • 2001 Claude and some poor Forelli bastard take a trip to the car crusher in Harwood. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Friday at 02:52 AM Author Posted Friday at 02:52 AM - The Getaway. • 2001 Claude Speed is the trusted man behind the wheel for a Leone hit on the Bank of Liberty City. Quote
[classic swim] Posted Friday at 02:56 AM Author Posted Friday at 02:56 AM - Taking Out The Laundry. • 2001 Toni’s piss still boils from that little stunt pulled at Wong’s, and has the kid set fire to a few laundry vans as payback. Quote
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