How would you prank a muscle bound ex-con who just got out after committing vehicular manslaughter?

[[classic swim]]

1.) You follow him to a public restroom. He’s using a stall, and you kick that stall door down and go “you a BIG ASS BITCH!”

Then you throw something at his face and run out the bathroom as fast as you can.

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2.) You’re in the passenger seat of a moving car. He’s walking on the side of the road.

You roll up and toss a whole plate of spaghetti at the back of his head and go “bon appétit!” in a funny Luigi voice when driving away.

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3.) You run up to him as he’s going down steps, and ya do a hook kick to his ass and balls so he tumbles and busts his ass down the stairs a little bit.

 

[RollFizzlebeef]

4.)

5.) You bang on a drum screaming "LALALALALA!" at the top of your lungs until he sobs uncontrollably while curled up in the fetal position.

Edited September 3 by RollFizzlebeef
Fucking punctuation. How does that work?