That was some bullshit storm.

[Codename: Jackass]

I parked at a car wash for half an hour and it didn't even hail.

 

Fucking lame.

[Juicy]

You should park your car in the garage, bud.

 

That's what normal people do.

[Codename: Jackass]

The Aston Martin has a permanent home in there.

[Juicy]

Pssh, real ballers drive a Lamborghini.

[Codename: Jackass]

Did I get #rekt?

[Juicy]

Only if you feel that way.

[Codename: Jackass]

I bet you don't even drive a Lamborghini.