Happy Birthday Mochi

[Farg]

I hope I have not brought shame to your dojo by countering Far East belief systems that things can be handled without conflict. That being said, have a good Gods day, may the seedlings you sow grow to be full and righteous and the strings of our better nature swell akin to the whims of our friends and closest family.

[Neubauten]

That was beautiful. 

Happy birthday mochi! Enjoy you some uncensored cartoon ass.

[Farg]

Did you like how I incorporated part of the Lincoln speech that was featured on American History X toward the very end as part of my Frankensteinian approach to appeasing mochi? I guess I like him.