Confusing newspaper clippings

[Lemming]

I’ve gotten used to seeing a variety of freemiums dropped into my mailbox in the last quarter decade. But the one I’ve just recently gotten my hands on seems suspicious. Not like it might contain trace elements of dangerous chemicals kind of suspicious, but more like they’re coming together in a way altogether different than previously advertised. This parce is making me feel like it’s safe enough to check my mail everyday, which I usually dislike. 
If the nation, the states, the municipalities and the cities can get around the idea of proliferation, I, among others would be existentially, figuratively, and viscerally obliged to meeting, for example, the process of grading down our strata in placidation. All entries within this thread are familiarized and in red print, belong to their conservator. Apply your senses to the fold and be amazed. Ad nauseam et al.