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I was at the bus stop with a drunk guy the other day.


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He had just gotten fired that morning, so he went out and bought some of those big, gross "high gravity" beers. Earthquake, I think it was. Anyway, he was just sitting there, drinking and ranting about how his boss was a fucking piece of shit, and how one of his coworkers was a "flaming fag," in his words. And I was just sitting there listening politely, because what the fuck am I gonna say, right? So at a certain point, as he starts to wind down the rant, this jogger goes running by across the street. And my man just points at him and goes, "Look at this dude, look at him... Lil' joggin' ass bitch."

Shit KILLED me. He said in a way that I think was supposed to be under his breath, but he was hammered, so he said it in his regular voice. And it was just SO judgmental, dude. The utter disdain in his voice, and the way he phrased it, made me laugh so fucking hard. I was weeping laughing.

 

Anyway, that's my time, enjoy the rest of the show. I'm Kevin Hart.

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