Misaka Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 I don't get it And now you won't ever get laid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Why did he pay her in quarters? She already had a boyfriend, so he had to know that he had to really impress her, and quarters just weren't gonna get it done. I would have come out with two, fresh out of the factory, hundred dollar bills and bought a really fancy wallet to store the bills in (my wallet right now is falling apart), to give her the impression that I'm a high-roller with easy $$$ stashed in bank accounts around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Yet another reason men shouldn't be so quick to discard pocket change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Why did he pay her in quarters? She already had a boyfriend, so he had to know that he had to really impress her, and quarters just weren't gonna get it done. I would have come out with two, fresh out of the factory, hundred dollar bills and bought a really fancy wallet to store the bills in (my wallet right now is falling apart), to give her the impression that I'm a high-roller with easy $$$ stashed in bank accounts around the world. You seriously don't see the joke? Next time you go to pick a penny off the ground spell RUN out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 Lol! See I knew someone would get this joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 It seems more like a tragedy than a joke to me. He doesn't understand how to woo women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 It seems more like a tragedy than a joke to me. He doesn't understand how to woo women. Spell RUN loudy right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 "Are you in?" Is that part of it? Eh, this joke is too complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 "Are you in?" Is that part of it? Eh, this joke is too complicated. It's a sex joke My god you're hopeless no women is never going to want to sleep with you I doubt you could even please them the right way the first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 no women is never going to want to sleep with you I know lol. I'm a beast!!! ::spin:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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