fate of sperm cells hitting random objects??

[Shiina]

What happens to these poor stragglers? Do they die? Or take up a stand... The Pale Rider, the lone swimmer.  

Hypothetically speaking when he hits the computer screen, what is the ethical thing to do in this situation?

[fuggstop]

Wtf phillies

[LoLJackass]

Hand sanitizer.

[NaBarney]

That's actually what this song is about