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the things madison says


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my brother: what are you doing?

madison: counting my pennies

my brother: why?

madison: im going to the bahamas in 2020

 

 

me: ahh, theyre closed on the weekends

madison: we drove all the way here for nothing. that was a waste of gas.

(funny because she's caught on to me complaining too much about using up the gas in my car LOL!!)

 

 

*sees airplane in the distance*

madison: mommy, i want to ride in an airplane

me: you will one day, honey, airplane tickets cost a lot of money

madison: i hope we're not on the no fly list

 

me: mom, you are not a good tutor

mom: i am to a good tutor

me: you told her to count with her fingers when the answer was 15

madison: yah, what was i supposed to do?? grow more?

 

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