Zenigundam

*Sees her walking with her boyfriend two weeks later and confronts the two* What are you doing with him? I thought you weren't looking a boyfriend! Answer me!

Teenage girls don't watch TV these days. They go out and socialize or do Netflix and chill..

They said the cable/internet/phone would be cut at 4, and it's 4:04, so I can't tell if they were bluffing or if it's coming any second now. I can't live like this. :'(

You have to care.

My life's pretty cool and popular lately because I've been hanging out with my friends at this cool spot called the Unevenedge. I just don't tell people I talk to every day about it because it's kind of a secret, and they'll want in and then it'll explode in popularity.

Please watch your fcking mouth, Pooh. Cursing upsets me greatly.

They won't get away with this. They can't take my TV away since it's a huge part of my social life.

Yeah where you'd you get a month from? *walking toward you*

Just a month, but it's Cablevision, so I think they mean it. I'll get revenge for this... I swear I'll get revenge. <3

This really fn sucks... =/

You lied to me!! ... ... ... > > > > > *begins meticulously drafting aggressive text messages*

Crap, I have enough to pay it, but I also need to pay for the fingerprinting for my teaching assistant job (can't afford both), and I want to do that immediately, so that I can get started and make the real cheddar at that job. The big problem is that my paycheck from the liquor store doesn't get deposited until Wednesday. This is terrible. No TV, internet, or home phone for the next day and a half unless they were bluffing.

Why can't she just say what she means? Why does she have to make me send a bunch of long texts just so she can show them to her friends? </3

The water got kinda cold. :

And then she gets a non-Zeni boyfriend a few weeks later. Do you know how mad that makes me? Girls get me to blow up their phones with texts when that happens, and it makes me look deranged even though I'm just pretty mad about the lies. <3

Life is good. Now if I could only find a way to break through at my liquor store job. <3

The couch is so comfortable and I'm sore all over from that liquor store job that I definitely have to quit. Moreover, the girls there keep ignoring me and talking to the beta guys there, and it's annoying, but basically it means that they're against me, so I have to keep my guard up around them. <3

Stalking used to be cool.

More like a stud lol

She makes a solid buck, so she can support our kids when we have them.

She's a hot WNBA player. Out of your league, and probably on the lower end of mine, but I would still date her.

I got aggressive with that one guy who told me to help a customer while he kept on talking about impressing the girl with a school play. He got so flustered, and it was really funny. I'll do it again if he doesn't stay in his lane for the week or so more that I'm still at this weak job lol

I don't like how she's thirteen years older than me though.

I like girls. Actually, I love girls, and will soon have sex with them. <3

Elliot's favorite. <3