Zenigundam

This guy was screaming at his girlfriend asking her why she was acting the way she was, then he slammed what I think was a water bottle on the ground, and the liquid went flying into the air, and then he kept asking her if she wanted him to go back to jail, and then when I was ten feet away from them he started yelling, "What the fuck are you looking at?!" repeatedly, and I smiled and slightly.froze up because there wasn't enough liquor in my tank, but he wasn't even talking to me, he was yelling at somebody else, who was also watching the Lifetime movie scene unfurl. If only I had had enough liquor in my system, I would have stepped to the big diesel and said, "I'm looking at you! Leave the girl alone, and if we've got a problem we can settle this shit RIGHT HERE!" while throwing down my bag like a badass.

to the other staff in the room. Hugged them and shit, but only told me an insincere "happy holidays, see you next year" before bolting out of the door. What do they take me for? If I had won $1 billion today, I would have impeded her path and asked her what her problem with me is, and that would have made me into the classroom's eternal alpha from that point on.

Betas go to court instead of duping the betchazz cops and not paying fines. I'm a real one. Don't get it twisted.

Lmao what a nerd ^^^

I'm an alpha male.

History Channel watch this authentic ass.program. TV-MA ??????

Keep fucking up your grammar, and I'm gonna have to put your head to the fan on the ceiling (Canibus).

you're* ... ... ... BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

You better watch your mouth. I'm better than these one trick pony, cute girls, just be glad that I'm even giving their vapid, shallow, uninteresting asses a chance!!! YEAH WHAT!!!! Come over here and throw down with me you level 1 white knights!!!!! ???

If I get enough smooth malty in my system, I can lean in for the suave first encounter kiss. ?

Can't wait to get to the mall bus stop after work. ???

Bro you're jealous

Comment with your own experiences, or else I'll assume you're virgins every time you comment on mine out of sheer jealousy. You're probably way too old to be making out with 18 year olds, unlike me.

It was amazing my man.

The thirst is too real...

Hot blonde chick who I met over OkCupid, thus becoming her senior prom date. Her peers went on the bus to the after prom trip while we got a suite at the Marriott in midtown Manhattan and made love all night long.

She was straight and practically unzipping my pants.

The one who sang that 80s song it was the heat of the moment telling me something something something My mom loves that song, that's like so crazy.

Patience, young, thirsty one. Alphas aren't as desperate as you are.

I looked so badass leaving her behind in action movie fashion after having a nice convo with her. Now she'll know I'm pure alpha if we ever meet at that stop again.

She's cool. Sandra Bullock type, but no Speed bullshet if ya catch my drift. Got on my bus and left her behind with ease though!!! ?

Ugh please don't go on with this generation z lingo.

One student asked me yesterday if I was all right because I seemed emotionally disturbed (in front of the entire class), and I responded coolly, "I'm fine. Thanks for asking." Why am I such a badass? ?

Bro, spoken like a true virgin

They should commend me for duping them for so long if they can even smell it through all of the gum that I chew. Plus it shows that I have heart, courage, and character.