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NewBluntsworth

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It looks like USA is really tripling down on its coup from last year, when our deep state saw the writing on the wall and responded to the revolutionary ""gang leader"" nicknamed Barbecue (who was about to wrest control of the country away from the corrupt demons that we are in league with) by assassinating the Haitian President and installing this new unelected President Ariel Henry in order to maintain our imperial control over their country.

There is clear evidence that Henry himself had a lot to do with the assassination, direct ties to this coup that saw him subsequently become the new unelected President. The masterminds of the assassination still have not been identified, cue US and Columbian govt agencies in a hotdog costume insisting they're trying to find the people responsible. 

Now we're sending in US troops and weapons to prop up this failed US-backed regime and combat the success of the insurgent army led by the revolutionary fighter Barbecue, who by all accounts seems to be the real leader of the country at this point, in control of Haiti's rapidly depleting reserves of resources and their distribution.

He has been outspoken since before last year's blatant CIA coup about his desire to reform Haiti away from its intentionally failed state status that America & co. keep his country in.

This could get interesting, or extremely depressing and demoralizing. Like most people with a soul, I am hoping that Haiti finally manages to free itself from the chains which its evil colonizers and exploiters continue to keep it in. We can't keep doing this to these people. We as Americans need to oppose our government sending our military to Haiti to quash these revolutionaries and prop up this failed corrupt unelected coup regime.

Enough is enough already, leave these people alone. Give Barbecue a chance to become Haitian Castro. Let's fucking go. 

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American imperialists grow a soul and a spine when?
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Oh lord, that irredeemable propaganda pig who is always following me around here made a grotesque US State Dept regurgitation thread in response to this one. 

Yeah, ok, good. Keep all the fake bullshit in that one then. This will be the reality-based thread about what is actually going on in Haiti and the world, and not that white man's burden ass "oh no, once again the US and its friends in the """international community""" are forced to strap up and intervene in Haiti! For democracy and the rule of law and rah rah"

Mmm yeah, the colonizers definitely *hate* having to do that so constantly, but try as they might to avoid it, they are time and again simply forced to do all these frequent coups and send all these ""peace-keeping"" soldiers to violently prop up the fake leadership that best suits their imperial interests, which of course is reinforcing the status quo capitalist system of ruthless domination and unconscionable poverty for the people there.

Tell me you know nothing about Haiti without telling me you know nothing about Haiti. 

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/03/01/aristide.claim/

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/11/what-the-clintons-did-to-haiti

Seriously, America needs to fuck off, but when you're the Great Satan global hegemon that's impossible, and so we the people are left standing idly by watching our warmongering empire's constant crimes in our name, forced to smell the stinking false justification excretions from the human centipede of imperial propaganda that rich capitalist imperialist pigs love to piss piddle around in. 

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