1938_Packard Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Is your house under seige by marauders? Got a kid drowning in the ocean? Do you want your car back from whoever stole it? Tired of merchants and contractors who won't live up to their promises? Take fast acting Gov. Gov goes right to the problem, unlike clumsy "do it yourself" kits or spells from witch doctors. Gov sends police to haul away the marauders, life gaurds to pick your kid out of the water, detectives to find your car and even a court system to reign in those dishonest merchants. Got injured on the job and can't work any more? No problem! Gov even has a workman's compensation system to pay for your losses. Stock your medicine chest today with Gov. Disclaimer: Gov should only be used in moderate doses according to package labeling. Intentional misuse by excessive overdose may cause loss of financial independence, loss of freedom, loss of property and even loss of life. People who are severely uninformed should not use gov without the advice of somebody who is informed. Gov is not intended to be a cure for minor ailments such as the inability to manage personal finances, laziness or envy of your neighbor's house. Side effects may include an extreme sense of euphoria at the misfortunes of wealthy people. Should this occur, discontinue use of Gov immediately and consult a psychiatric professional as this may be sign of irreversible brain damage brought by mixing intoxicants such as liberalism with with Gov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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