I miss the days when you could just casually crack open a beer on the job

[Zenigundam]

What have they turned this country into? Now you have to deal with snitches and cops so you end having to surreptitiously down your beers in the car on your lunch break. It's a shame that it's come to this. I'll make America a free country again someday and free us all from the oppression of uptight employers and the all powerful OkCupid femigazi.