Zenigundam Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Inquire within if you would like a job. I'm hiring UEMBers for this special department aimed at getting me badass jobs with chill bosses and badass bitches who will sleep with make out with me and sleep with me on the first date. See the world has changed. It's not like the good old days when you can just "be yourself" because now you have to put on a different façade for a different situation. The marketing department is gonna make sure it picks the right flavor of the minute to get my bosses to be obsequious and scared and pay me millions each day and get the hot blondes to obsess over me such that I'M the one who needs to get the restraining orders. I'll even have my own line of action figures. This is an exciting time in the life of the legendary badass alpha male ZENIGUNDAM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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