Zenigundam Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 The background music from The Smurfs was just playing in my head, you know which one right, happy go lucky fairy tale kingdom tune, and I was thinking how sick it would be if I could get a DJ to do a techno remix of that, it starts out normal for like five seconds and then the bass drops and everybody in the club starts going wild and that's my moment because I can jam to that if I'm sufficiently drunk, so I start grinding on this skinny blonde babe who's at the club with her friend, and all of sudden she removes her top and she has on one of those like workout tops forget what they're called, and she turns around and holds my head in her hands while I'm moving and grooving and dancing like a beast and then she takes some ecstasy in front of me, and we make out, and we go back to her apartment and have crazy hot sex, and then in the days that follow she proves to be quite promiscuous and it makes me just want her even more. 🙃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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