This vid's a classic, the UCF forensic analysis professor

[Zenigundam]

I really wish I'd been in his class and had been a heavy drinker back then, because I would have kicked my feet up on the seat in the row in front of me while sipping on a Milwaukee's Best tall boy and every time he came with his "forensic analysis of the evidence" and "we know who you are" bluffs, I would have blurted out, "Yeah RIGHT!  :it: " and then taken another badass chug of my beer. Yeah, that would have been awesome. Beer would have been in a water bottle or mug so that nobody could see its contents.